New Segment: Randy Isn't Dead

WR Staff Member Randy McNally isn't dead, people! He's around, and we caught up with him in this EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW, where we asked about his recent dissapearance from the Writer's Revolution.

WR Staff: Welcome back to the Revolution, Mr. McNally

Randy: It's great to be back. Just like Mase.

WR Staff: I guess the question on everyone's mind is... where the hell have you been?

Randy: I've been working on a few things. A couple scripts, and stuff. Also been trying to figure out the secret behind toast and why it is so addicting ... Oh, I guess I should have said before that I was eating toast while writing these scripts.

WR Staff: Well, toast is good. But so good that you don't have time to update the website?

Randy: Not so much I havn't had time, I've just had nothing to write about. I've been spending my ideas and stuff on my scripts so when it comes time to write for the revolution, I just draw a blank. Some people call its writers block, I like to call it .. well writers block I guess, what's your point?

WR Staff: I don't really have one. So, what kind of stuff do these scripts entail? Are they better than Dave's "17 Things" Scripts? Those are becoming quite the feature on the WR.

Randy: Well can't say that they are better, because everybody has differn't opinions .. and nobody has seen my scripts. My script is basically about a group of friends and crazy shit that goes on. I'm hoping to finish the script before summers end and possibly get some people to act in it and make it into a short film. But by the way, 17 Things does = ratings.

WR Staff: It sure does. That Dave, great guy...

Randy: Shadiest character going today

WR Staff: He is rather shady. Anyways, do you think you'll be back posting at the Revolution before the end of the summer? Dave can't carry the load forever.

Randy:Look for a new post from me this coming Monday, August 16. I'm going to start posting weekly articles on Mondays and Fridays starting the week of the 16th, so keep an eye out for those, it's gunna be hot.

WR Staff: How hot? Like, Lauren hot?

Randy: Not quite ... Lauren gets the big 10 out of 10 ... id say my articles will range from 8's to 9's

WR Staff: Not too hot... more tangy than hot... *cough*... *cough*... AAAAHHHH.... AAAAH... "Here Lloyd, this helps!" *hands bottle of mustard*... Uh, sorry... you would have had to seen Dumb and Dumber to get that.

Randy: Of course I get it ... Dumb and Dumber is one of my all time favourite movies

WR Staff: Good call. So, besides script writing... where else have you been this summer and/or what have you done in your spare time away from Writers Revolution?

Randy: Been hanging out with friends, been golfing quite a bit and visiting some family. Been atDave's house an incredible amount of time, about 80% of my summer has been spent there. I've also been doing some talking to a certain person I havn't seen in a long time and I hope to see soon.

WR Staff: Aww... you miss the Easter Bunny THAT much?

Randy: Yes of cour.... NO!!!! ... I'm not talking about the Easter Bunny. I'm talking about a certain girl.

WR Staff: Ewww... girls! They have cooties, brotha!

Randy: They also bite, and pinch, and scream .. and sometimes, they make you fall in love.

WR Staff: Sometimes, all in one night.

Randy: It's true. It's actually a bit fucked how that works.

WR Staff: Moving on... people seem to associate a certain song with every summer. Known simply as a "summer theme"... for most, last year, it was "Boys of Summer" by The Ataris... two summers ago, it was hot in herre....heeerreee....huuur... however you say it. What has been your summer theme this year?


Randy: Wow, tough question. There has been some good stuff come out this summer. I'd have to say "Welcome Back" by Mase. Ain't it great to have the man back?

WR Staff: I thought he left because he found Jebus? Must be broke. I'd have to go with Dashboard Confessional, Vindicated myself... but go with that crazy rap music if you must. Are you looking foward to school this year?

Randy: Fuck no. I never look forward to school. I look forward to seeing people at school. I look forward to making people laugh at school. I look forward to getting grade 12 over with and ending high school. But I am not looking forward to going to school classes or doing school work. Fucking shit.

WR Staff: That was put beautifully. Now, there is a rumour going around backstage at the Writer's Revolution staff convention that fellow WR founder Dave has gotten you into the sport of baseball this summer. Is this true? If so, what do you think of the possibility of a "Dave's Team" (Chicago Cubs) vs. "Randy's Team" (Boston Red Sox) World Series?

Randy:This is true, Dave has gotten me into Major League Baseball aswell as the Canadian Football League. But back to the point of the world series. I think it would be great not only for the Revolution, but for baseball itself. They are two great teams. But think about this? Red Sox vs Cubs .. Best of 7 World Series. Me and Dave could have little bets going on each game kind of like Kenny vs Spenny and then who ever loses has to do what the other says. I think it would be great for everyone possibly involved

WR Staff: This sounds intruiging. There's also a huge rumour going around about another edition of "Writers Revolution Survivor" to appear in the coming weeks. Are you going to be a part of this?

Randy: It's currently under-wraps, but if the Revolution fans think its a good idea and even may want to get involved, send an email to me at randy_mcnally@hotmail.com .. I think another "Writers Revolution Survivor" would be awesome.

WR Staff: Interesting. Yes, you can e-mail Randy or Dave if you are interested in particpating. Now, back to summer... top three funny/memorable moments up to this point?

Randy: 3) Going to the Blue Jays game with Dave, his Dad, his brother Dan (also likes to leave retarded comments on the site) and Bob Steele. Just a great day all in all, with Coco Crisp in the outfield and street dogs.

2) Playing Tennis with Dave and Vince and then bouncing the ball on my racket from the tennis courts, across the highway, and across 2 streets, up Daves driveway, opened his door, took of my shoes, went downstairs, and sat down all without dropping the ball .. and by the way Vince .. $5!!!! .. and my #1 moment of the summer? ...
1) Weekend At Randy's ... cottage ... Darts, Trackball, Swimming, Basketball, Poker, the car ride there and back, the food, all my family, and then Vince ended up coming to my cottage to hang out with Me and Dave too. Definitly top moment of the summer

WR Staff: Sounds like a loaded summer. Speaking of loaded, how about those Ti-Cats? Man, they were terrible.

Randy: I'm glad. Fuck the Ti-Cats, SUPPORT THE ARGOS! ... LETS GO ARGOS!!! And everyone make sure to support Team Canada Diving!

WR Staff: We'll be sure to do that. I suppose it's time to wrap this one up. Any final words to say to the Revolution Population?

Randy: Keep an eye out for my new columns, and keep an eye out for my Summerslam report since Me and Dave are going to Summerslam THIS SUNDAY at the Air Canada Centre. It's gunna be off the hook, no doubt, no doubt. And let's hear some comments, they dont just make our site, they make our site better. WOOO-AA!

WR Staff: Thanks for your time, Mr. McNally.

Randy: Alright thank you, Peace Up, A-Town Down.